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121 // SO LONG, SUCKERS.
Jul. 2nd, 2010 07:36 pmWouldn't you know? I think I hate humanity even more now that I've been on the Barge for two years. Quite a tight ship you're running, Admiral. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to make the universe a more dangerous place. Bang up job you're doing, sir. [A chuckle.]
And the wardens, oh... you really are pathetic. You've saved... [He pauses, pretending to think.] hm, what. One person for every forty... fifty who pass through? Where do you think those inmates you've failed go? To 'Heaven'? Back home? They simply come here to experience a little slice of misery before returning to Death's embrace. And you could have saved them. That's the thing. Don't tell me you buy into that rubbish about how, ohh, these things just "happen." "There's nothing you could do!"
You could have saved all of them, and you didn't. Don't let anybody convince you otherwise.
[Breezy sigh.]
Anyway. I'd love to stay around and chat, but the universe and I have an appointment.
[You can hear some clicks as he presses some buttons. HEY GUESS WHAT, GUYS. You never took the Dimension Jumper away from him.]
Have fun. I know I will.
[Tap tap tap tap. SCI FI NOISES START UP.]
Let's try to keep in touch.
[And with a cackle, the transmission cuts out. THAT'S ALL, FOLKS.]
[OOC: Yes, he escaped, no it didn't fail, I'm sure one day canon will have him pop up again, SINCE HE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING MASTER. So this bridges that inevitable gap. You can respond if you want, but you won't get anything. And, since he escaped, his room will remain furnished for a few days, before blipping out. LOOT IT, IT HAS FANCY SUITS.]
And the wardens, oh... you really are pathetic. You've saved... [He pauses, pretending to think.] hm, what. One person for every forty... fifty who pass through? Where do you think those inmates you've failed go? To 'Heaven'? Back home? They simply come here to experience a little slice of misery before returning to Death's embrace. And you could have saved them. That's the thing. Don't tell me you buy into that rubbish about how, ohh, these things just "happen." "There's nothing you could do!"
You could have saved all of them, and you didn't. Don't let anybody convince you otherwise.
[Breezy sigh.]
Anyway. I'd love to stay around and chat, but the universe and I have an appointment.
[You can hear some clicks as he presses some buttons. HEY GUESS WHAT, GUYS. You never took the Dimension Jumper away from him.]
Have fun. I know I will.
[Tap tap tap tap. SCI FI NOISES START UP.]
Let's try to keep in touch.
[And with a cackle, the transmission cuts out. THAT'S ALL, FOLKS.]
[OOC: Yes, he escaped, no it didn't fail, I'm sure one day canon will have him pop up again, SINCE HE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING MASTER. So this bridges that inevitable gap. You can respond if you want, but you won't get anything. And, since he escaped, his room will remain furnished for a few days, before blipping out. LOOT IT, IT HAS FANCY SUITS.]
