119 // Zombies lol. VOICE.

[soundof_drums]

Only you, good people of the Barge, could make a world overrun by infectious disease and death so, ugh, BORING. Come on, people; get with the programme! Now, see, the Doctor, he was a real trooper. Took one for the team and gave me hours of entertainment with that little recording of his.

Mmm, and his twin certainly upped the bar. Care to one-up him? Anybody?

...

Oh, you lot are no fun...

[OOC: UGHH SORRY FOR THE VOICE FAIL. I just. Don't have this muse anymore.]

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Voice-Very thinly contained anger.

[toldastory]

Is that really necessary?

Voice

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, nothing to do with the Barge is necessary.

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

I'm pleased to hear you've been keeping yourself out of trouble.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Clearly, your astounding abilities as a warden have made an impact already! Well done.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

They're no fun because they're 'dead or dying or suffering'.

Or so I've been told.

As if that doesn't happen often around here and they'll get over it.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Humans. Inconvenienced by the tiniest little things.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

They do like to complain - and threaten so readily.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, now, who would threaten you?

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Everybody. Just for enjoying myself.

Of course they would say it is at other people's expense.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Enjoying yourself?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Very much so.

Of course, I'd be happier if I had some jelly babies, but oh, who am I to complain?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

You need no reason to complain, Harry.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

It's "Master." Harry's what the wife calls me.

voice

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

[pause]

I'm still here, you know.

voice

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

You really ought to've followed after your successor, Doctor. Shame on you, making him shoulder a world in peril alone like that.

voice

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Somebody had to watch over you.

...and before you ask, yes I did some watching. I wasn't completely distracted by a piece of string.

voice

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Me? How thoughtful of you, Doctor, but I haven't done a thing to warrant your suspicions.

[alzarian-youth.livejournal.com]

Will you shut up? I...he...if it's so entertaining, why aren't you down here?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

No!

It's like the telly. Just because I watch something, it doesn't mean I want to be part of the experience.

Any other questions? Children are always so inquisitive.

[alzarian-youth.livejournal.com]

Why do you have to be such a--

No. I'd rather not ask you anything else.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? Not even one, tiiiiiny little question?

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

Some of them just don't know how to get into the spirit of things...!

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Ah, but you do, don't you, my dear?

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

One really can't express enough sympathy for the plight of one's jailer being so very inconvenienced... Or, indeed, any.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Particularly when these plights are so temporary.

Did you get a chance to have your party?