040 - JACK/MASTER = OTP LOLOLL

[soundof_drums]

That's a funny little prank, Admiral, but really quite unnecessary. I don't need an 'interim Warden'.

I'd rather you took my door away again.

Comments

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Well, as you're so busy reading, I'll be on my way.

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

You do that. I'll be in for a visit a little later. This door thingie is pretty neat.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

...

THEN I WON'T BE IN MY ROOM!

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

You will be if you don't have a door to leave through.

[Private] - BLUFFING

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Too late! I'm corresponding with you from outside of my room.

Re: [Private] - BLUFFING

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

But you didn't have a door since I got here. And I sure as hell didn't put it back, so.. you couldn't have left.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

You're forgetting that time in between: the flood.

I most certainly had my door then.

[Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Hm. True.

Well, consider your door officially taken away, then! If you're out of your room I hope you remembered spare underwear and a toothbrush.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I will merely obtain some from Prefect!

[Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Oh, problem with that is.. I'll have all the Wardens looking for you too. Sorry.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

...I liked you better on the Valiant.

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I liked you better dead. Funny how we can't always get what we want.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Funny, I liked you better dead, too!

By the way, what ever happened to the wife?

[Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

She's the one who shot you in the first place. Man, I ought to take her out to dinner sometime. Maybe I'll get luckier than you.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she'd shoot you, too, given the chance. She did enjoy watching during that glorious year, at the very least.

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

She could try, anyway. That's what happens when you don't treat your women right.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, I treated her just as well as she deserved.

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

See, this is why the Doctor left you.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

He didn't leave me. Didn't you get the memo? He was sobbing, begging me to Regenerate as I died, just so we could travel together forever.

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

According to this file that's only after he left you.. gosh, how many times? Sold you out a few times too, it looks like.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, it seems we have something in common now, Jack!