041 - This is the only 'nice' thing he'll ever do.

[soundof_drums]

Oh, Captain, my Captain! When was the last time we've seen each other? Please remind me. Was it the time I had the guards peel the skin from your face? My, that was a messy one.


[Private to Prefect // Unhackable]
Prefect! Let's make a deal. I've a request for you that I promise will not end in violence.

Comments

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

I don't know if that counted as seeing, since the skin was covering my eyes and all.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, but I tried to make certain that you saw my face when it happened.

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

It was a little hard to see, what with you not having that box to stand on and all. You're a little undersized, after all.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I'm not undersized. You're oversized.

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

That is a complaint I get a lot.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Funny, I'm often told I'm just right.

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Why is it so hard for people to learn that lying is wrong?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

The other lovely ladies aboard the Valiant were more than satisfied. Your own feminine side aside, I'm afraid you'll never qualify for a demonstration. Not my type!

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

How much did you pay 'em?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I paid them with my time!

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

... what kind of idiot admits to paying women for sex? No wonder your reign was so short.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

That meant I didn't pay them at all, you fool!

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Backpedaling now won't help you.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

With such appalling lack of reading comprehension, I needn't guess how you really got to the top of the Torchwood ranks.

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Well, being old enough to create it helped. But then there was the amazing sex, too.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Sooo! Have you been by my room yet?

Private - Not ending in violence is Prefects favorite thing ever!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Excellent Comrade!

What can I do for you?

Private - I would imagine, at this point!

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I'd like to have a plaque commissioned for Dr. Redeker! For all his charming essays on Barge ethics.

Of course, given our limited resources, I'm not expecting anything fancy or even metal.

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I can make a plaque!

What would you like it to say?

Private - SEE ICON FOR DESIGN

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Hm. How about, "In honour for contributions to Barge Ethics, I hereby award the Harold Saxon Mark of Approval to PAUL REDEKER." That has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Oh, and I have a nice design to place on it!

Private - Prefect thinks this is STILL less creepy than your last commission Mr Master.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Right, I'll get to work on it now!

In exchange... I want a scarf. A really long scarf.

But I'll settle for wool and knitting needles. Just, lots of wool.