079 - Master of FAIL. [VOICE]

[soundof_drums]

Citizens of the Barge,

I have an important announcement for you, one that you really must hear to believe! It is in your best interest to listen carefully now, because I just may reward you with a special treat!

[HYPNOSIS IS GO]

I am the Master. You will obey me.










[OR NOT]

Come along now, sound off, kids! I want you all to--

To...


[There's a long pause as he feels his powers getting nerfed again, and then a frustrated shout and a disconnect]

[OOC: OKAY since Time Lords are like... hyper aware of shit, I figure he just FELLLT his fully awesome skills fully restored and thought he could like. Hypnotize all of you jerks. OBVIOUSLY THIS WILL NOT WORK :C Unless you wanna, like, be in his thrall for two seconds then laugh at him]

Comments

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

I presumed as much. I obey no one, sir. Even with fashion tips.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, you say that now, but I can be very persuasive.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

I am unpersuaded. Try again.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

You really must be patient.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

I can make exceptions for less manly versions of myself. I'll wait. Grow a beard whilst you're at it.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

You really must take a look at my file one day. Find out what I can do when I'm fully powered. I insist.

No need; I don't want one.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

Yes, but you're not, so what you can do is rather irrelevant now.

Shame. It'd suit you.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Wilful blindness. An interesting way of looking at your foes.

Oh no, I can quite clearly see that it doesn't.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

I've always been an advocate of knowing your enemy. I'm just also quite confident you have your limitations and they're not easily breached. Or, if they are, it's for two minutes, nothing more.

I beg to differ. My beard has its admirers.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I'm not as reliant on 'superpowers' as the other Inmates here.

Now, now. Your wife doesn't count.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

No, but you're clearly reliant on other things. I don't see you as a threat, Master. You're a liar and a horrible excuse for a head. But whilst you're here and under the Barge's control? You're nothing but a beardless face and would be tyrant to mock. Tyrants have never scared me, no matter of who they are.

Neither does yours, then. Fair's fair.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Really. Why don't you ask Libby about what I'm capable of? If she's able to talk about it, of course.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

Sir, tyrants crave fear. It's a primal sort of power. You shall get none off me. No tyrant before you has, and nor will any other, no matter of what they are capable of.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, I only wish for you to seek knowledge.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

Then maybe I will. But do not assume it will change my opinion of you.