120 // Video

[soundof_drums]

[A cheetah bats its paw at the communicator a bit, trying to get the settings right to transmit a fearsome voice post, but it clicks the video on instead. Oh well. He licks his paw to groom his fur a little, then sits upright, posing all majestically. The Master is trying to keep his dignity here, damn it. Ahem. Time to make an announcement.]

Mew.

[THAT'S NOT RIGHT. Fangs bared, the Master kitty tries to let out a roar, but since cheetahs can't, he just winds up hissing and batting the communicator away.]

[OOC: OKAY, SPAM UP IN HERE IF YOU WANT TO ENCOUNTER THE MASTER. Or respond to him, and you might get a voice response. If you're a fellow animal, he can talk to you like it's a Disney movie. Otherwise, you have to deal with him meowing and hissing.]

Comments

[no-nanomites.livejournal.com]

Really? Really?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I think you've almost mastered that word, my dear. Go on, give it a third try.

[no-nanomites.livejournal.com]

Funny how so many of us are cats, Master.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

And so many of the wardens are canine. Fitting.

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Well, that's slightly adorable.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I am not adorable, Doctor. I am the Master, and--

And.

You look delicious.

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

[CHIIIIRP]

I do not.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Come on, Doctor. Haven't you ever wondered what platypus tastes like? Duck... beaver... I don't know!

Let's find out.

I really want the Master to try and eat Four because Four's got a venemous ankle spur now

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Let's not. I quite like being alive, thank you very much.

HE MAY WELL TRY

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

How agile are you on land, Doctor? Let's put it to the test.

THIS SHOULD BE FUN

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

I'm agile enough. Besides, why would you even try eating me? Cheetahs and platypi live in completely different ecosystems. I would probably wreak havoc on your stomach.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Oh how lovely.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

[RAWRING AT YOU.]

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Oh, and here I thought you told me that you don't mewl, chaton.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, under the right circumstances, I certainly could. Such as when my vocal chords have been rendered feline.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

When will the lies end?

[mightymorbid]

[since Siamese cats don't have cute meows. Ever]

Nyeeeeh.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

What was that?

[mightymorbid]

Shut up.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Now, now, you aren't in any position to be giving anybody orders.

[mightymorbid]

Don't be ridiculous. I'm always in a position.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Mm, and that's clearly worked out so well for you so far, what with all of the influence you've managed to-- Oh. Wait.

[mightymorbid]

Mine gets me into the CES unsupervised. What's yours gotten you, aside from "killed multiple times"?

[boeshane_boy]

[Yeah Jack's snickering. He'll take what he can get.]

I think you're having some trouble.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

[HIIIIISSSSS]

[boeshane_boy]

Hairball?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

[GROWL, then he begins meowing fiercely. He's making a villainous speech, but lol you can't hear any of it.]

[boeshane_boy]

[Oh God Jack will spend ALL his time with the Master like this. Best kind of speeches. Jack just nods along.]

Are we talking about taking over the barge, or have you moved onto eviscerating me yet?

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

What planet is that from...

Video

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

[The angora stares for a minute longer before lifting a lazy paw to type.]

erarthj

[Video]

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

[She bats at the monitor]

If it makes you feel better, I can't manage anything more than a yell either.

[Video]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

[Grumble.] At least the last time I became a cheetah, I could still vocalize properly.

[Video]

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

It's a bit fun this way, though. None of them know who we are unless we tell them.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Panthers. Cheetahs. Cats. And I'm a bloody kitten.

Wonderful.

THAT IS. THE BEST. ICON.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Mmm. I'm not certain if I want to eat you, or carry you around in my mouth.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Is there a third option? Because neither of those sound appealing to me.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

[Oh, a cat! A really big cat.

It's kind of precious....]

Milk and some scraps, kitty-cat?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

[HACKLES RISE FOR A MOMENT, then he gives an inquisitive kitty look. Is he about to get pampered? THE MASTER LOVES GETTING PAMPERED.]

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

[She might be mocking him, she might not be...] Aye, that's right, milk and some scraps. Perhaps some meat, if I can find it. Would you like that?

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

I believe you're thinking of lions.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I know what I was thinking of.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Cheetahs can't roar.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm well aware of that, just as I'm well aware of what cheetahs are capable of.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Certainly. They lack stamina though.

voice - Sexby's a jerk.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

[All you get is a massive, long, wolf howl. Like he's howling at a moon. It'd be followed by a snicker, if wolves could snicker.]