[Masters looks up from the paperwork he's... pretending to be doing and taps his pen on the desk.]

Nonsense, the rules are all very straightforward if the children bothered to read the pamphlet. Why, it's all common sense! [He gestures dismissively with one hand.] Modesty is particularly important in this age group. If we compromise, there could be... gang activity. Canoodling under the bleachers. Teen pregnancy. I shudder to think of the possibilities.