If their reading assignments are shorter than my pamphlet, then I shudder to think of the state of education in this school. Perhaps it's time to re-evaluate the curriculums. [Because that's clearly what he's supposed to take away from that comment.]

Not to worry, the dress code will be a nonissue once the PTA votes in favour of the new uniforms. I think they're just what this school needs. White shirts, khaki pants-- knee-length skirts, of course, for the girls. We'll have no more racy colours like red or yellow or hot pink. It will be one look for everybody!