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[soundof_drums]

Citizens of the Barge, how are you enjoying your amnesia? And so many new faces... hello!

For once, my little simpletons, we have something in common. I appear to have been afflicted with a case of forgetfulness, myself. The last thing I remember is poor little Rose, falling into the darkness. And amongst all the faces, all the words spilling into my journal... no sign of the little companion.

Such a pity.

[OOC: He thinks he succeeded in getting rid of Rose. OOPS.]

Comments

[acid_rayne]

I really fucking hate you, right now... Almost as much as those PA announcements you kept putting out.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

What a charming young--

PA announcements?

[acid_rayne]

Uh-huh.

You know. Doing your Skeletor thing. Big, sweeping voice, telling us we'd only got X number of hours left?

Your maze sucked. Seriously. It was annoying. Like, made-me-want-to-break-your-neck annoying. I almost twisted my ankle at least twice, trying to deal with those flying ball things you kept throwing at us. Freudian, much?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Maze? ...balls? What are you talking about?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

How long had you been waiting to catch her near the rail so you could push her?

...Now that, I remember. Where did the rest go, then?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Not long at all!

Perhaps the rest was lost in a haze of cheap, sour wine.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Oh give me some credit, ma chaton.

I'm a pervert, not a lush.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Ah! Well, did you wake up with a belt around your neck? A whip anywhere in sight? Perhaps a bit of rough play took you out for the night.

[sheis-stilllost.livejournal.com]

No sign at all, really? Well sorry to disappoint but I'm still here. And you know you are gonna pay for that.

1/2

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

...

2/2 CURSES!

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Why are his companions so impossible to be rid of?!

Well, Miss Tyler. Welcome back. And how do you intend to make me 'pay', hmm? Are you going to run to the Doctor?

[sheis-stilllost.livejournal.com]

Do you really think I'm going to tell you that?

I'm sure you've just been missing me, haven't you?

Is that what you think I'm really going to do? You're going to be in for something...

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, every second that you were away!

Well, ah-- yes.

[lastpresident.livejournal.com]

You tried to kill her.

You really are so far beyond twisted there's no hope of redemption aren't you.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

To be fair, she's hardly the first, nor the most important person I've tried to kill!

[lastpresident.livejournal.com]

But she wouldn't have come back.

Private

Why? She's just a girl, why do you hate her so. Is it because she traveled with him?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

...so?

[Private]

Oh, come off it! I don't hate her any more than I hate any other human cow! I did it to hurt the Doctor.

[ Private ]

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

You have amnesia also? That makes you the fourth...tell me, what do you remember.

[ Private ]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I remember pushing that insufferable companion from the Barge, and then waking up. There are some vague recollections of singing and dancing. And... fairies. What a party it must have been!

[ Private ]

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Hrm. I remember you pushing what's-her-name from the barge, as do others. That must have been before whatever happened happened.

Fairies? You're the first person I've heard of to mention fairies. But singing sounds familiar...

[ Private ]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I've nothing more than that to go on. Oh! Aside from people threatening my person for some death trap I apparently devised.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry about a thing. I remember enough for the both of us.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

...what do you remember?

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you like to know?

-- Well, I expect you would, given the fact that you're asking. But I reckon you know exactly what I mean, yeah?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, Doctor, do you want me to beg?