040 - JACK/MASTER = OTP LOLOLL

[soundof_drums]

That's a funny little prank, Admiral, but really quite unnecessary. I don't need an 'interim Warden'.

I'd rather you took my door away again.

Comments

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Well, no, see, I'm talking about the part where you were literally her bitch. Is that why you make people call you Master? Inferiority complex?

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

My calling brought me to Her her side. There are certainly worse employers out there.

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

That sure isn't what this file says. Man, no wonder you hate the Doctor so much.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

My motives cannot possibly be spelled out in those files

Well, he certainly has a lot of disagreeable qualities.

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Kind of a dick as a kid too, what with that murdering business.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I--

He

I don't want to talk about it! Never mention that again!

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

And what's this-- Cheetah?

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Cheetah-person.

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

But man, I think my favorite part so far is this part I'm going over right here. How was Jaqueline in the sack?

[Private] 1/2

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

She wasn't like that.

[Private] 2/2

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

That pitiful human woman was just so proper-- always concerned with how society would see such a transgression upon her marital vows. I'm sure even you couldn't have managed to bed that one.

Re: [Private] 2/2

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

You didn't sleep with her? Not even ONCE?

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

It wasn't as though I was in control of my own body at the time. It was Dr. John Smith who truly knew her. Didn't the files tell you that?

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine, so Doctor John Smith didn't sleep with her? Real creative name there, by the way.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Dr. John Smith was too busy using my intellect to aid the less fortunate. It was revolting. Really.

You should bring that up to the Doctor. As I understand it, it's his favourite pseudonym.

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to ask him about it. But in the meantime, looks like I have a LOT of reading to do. Don't you just wonder how much about you I'm gonna know now? Who's to say what's in this file?

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Your type does love gossip, so I'm really not surprised by your utter glee at the prospect of a whole font of gossip.

[Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's true gossip. Which makes it WAY more fun.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Well, as you're so busy reading, I'll be on my way.

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

You do that. I'll be in for a visit a little later. This door thingie is pretty neat.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

...

THEN I WON'T BE IN MY ROOM!

Re: [Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

You will be if you don't have a door to leave through.

[Private] - BLUFFING

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Too late! I'm corresponding with you from outside of my room.

Re: [Private] - BLUFFING

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

But you didn't have a door since I got here. And I sure as hell didn't put it back, so.. you couldn't have left.

[Private]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

You're forgetting that time in between: the flood.

I most certainly had my door then.