042 - WHIIIINE

[soundof_drums]

Release me this instant, you foul imbecilic human freak nancy I HATE YOU Captain. I've done nothing to warrant being caged like an animal!

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[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Nope! Why do you ask?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Worried! Oh dear! Why would somebody like you be worried for him?

Oh well, I'm glad I could alleviate your fears.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

It must simply break your heart that a businessman as professional as him could never return your feelings of... closeness, mustn't it?

Ah, how silly of me. An agent of chaos such as yourself has never truly cared for another!

Because, save a few rare exceptions, they're stunted, stupid, smell bad, and almost insultingly malleable.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, you would consider somebody close and feel worry for them even if they were merely 'useful'? How compassionate!

Oh yes, absolutely! Rose Tyler-- I'm secretly in love with her-- and then there's my fine President Romana, not to mention the Marquis. I act out to get his attention, you see. And then-- ah-- the crème de la crème, Loki. And I think Sam Tyler is just cute as a button.

[lastpresident.livejournal.com]

...Again!

What did you do? Why would he lock you away?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I've done absolutely nothing to warrant this behaviour. He's mad and abusing his power out of vindictiveness.

[exploringdaniel.livejournal.com]

You're locked up? Again?

Want a visitor?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

If you can get past the door.

[exploringdaniel.livejournal.com]

I'll try. What's your room number?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Room One on the fifth floor.

[exploringdaniel.livejournal.com]

I'll stop by. Maybe your warden will be nice and let me in?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Ask him! But be careful; he may ask you for a sexual favour.

What can I say? The man's insatiable!

[exploringdaniel.livejournal.com]

I think I can handle whoever your warden is. I'm a lot more capable than what people think I am.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, then by all means, Daniel, try to reason with the freak man.

[exploringdaniel.livejournal.com]

I'll try.

What's his name again? Jack something, right?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Captain Jack Harkness. Not to be confused with that Jack Sparrow, fellow.

[exploringdaniel.livejournal.com]

Okay.

Why do we have two 'Captain Jack's on here anyway? You think it would be confusing for everybody, Admiral included.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Popular name, I suppose. For captains.

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

What's the matter? You seemed fine with being grounded before.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

That was before you took away my possessions!

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

I didn't take anything away. Where would I put it?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

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[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Then perhaps you should appeal to the Admiral and find out just where my things have gone.

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Well, I could. But since the Admiral's the one who took them I figure it'd be a short conversation. And a pointless one, too.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're not even going to try? So much for the 'human spirit'.

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[exploringdaniel.livejournal.com]

You're Jack Harnkess, right?

Hey. Out of curiosity, can you return the Master's door for a bit? Just so I can visit him. I'm a warden also, don't worry. Daniel Jackson.