soundof_drums: (LOL "DOCTOR")
soundof_drums ([personal profile] soundof_drums) wrote2009-08-27 12:23 am

073 - THE MASTER? GLOATING? SHOCKING.

[Filtered away from the real Doctors AND SAM LOL because I don't want to self thread]

Citizens of the Barge:

Let's play a game, courtesy of the Professor.

Now, any of you familiar with film, television, the printed word, the spoken word-- any means of storytelling, really-- know that there is one consistency in nearly every tale of 'good triumphs over all': the antagonist brings about his own defeat. Oh, he'll possess his unique strengths-- typically, he is simply superior to the protagonist, in intellect, skill, poise, etcetera. But he will always possess that One. Fatal. Flaw. Vanity, hubris, a dreadfully short temper, a penchant for colourful speeches of world domination, what have you. I'm sure our Inmate populace knows all too well what I'm talking about here. It is how the great fall to the good.

We all possess that flaw here.

For example, my old enemies know that I have a little thing for wordplay. Ohhh what can I say? I simply can't resist letting my true name leak into my alter egos. And that is why, citizens, the game for the day is-- Drumroll, please!

Anagrams.

I'll start.

Sam Tyler.

[OOC: Follows the conclusion of this thread! The icon is the 'Tenth Doctor' disguise he used to fool Ace into letting him into the TARDIS. Now, he's bragging.

ALSO. KATES. The Master stole some stuff for a future plot-- as was approved already-- but whatever he took wouldn't impair the TARDIS's functions. However, he probably did mess around with things to be a dick, but whatever he messed with would be reversible, so I'll leave it up to you what he actually did]

[identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Anagrams don't mean anything, they're just word games. I know for a fact that you and Sam are separate people. You took me to see his body, remember?

[identity profile] soundof-drums.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, congratulations, you are the first person to realise that we do not, in fact, share a body. If that were actually what I was claiming, I would commend you for your brilliant use of deductive reasoning. Can't put one past you, can I?

Oh wait, I can!

Don't presume to understand the workings of my universe, you simple little ape.
Edited 2009-08-27 17:07 (UTC)

"What was the man's name, who broke his leg?" xD

[identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com 2009-08-28 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
When Sam and I first visited the enclosure together, what was it like inside?

Libby, you are way way waaaaay off base from what he was claiming.

[identity profile] soundof-drums.livejournal.com 2009-08-28 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...I suppose I should congratulate you once more, for having finally uttered something so idiotic that I truly have no response to it.

I have no intention of very slowly explaining myself to a creature as primitive as you, so you reaaaally ought to stop these pitiful attempts at besting me with this inanity.
Edited 2009-08-28 14:33 (UTC)

[identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com 2009-08-28 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
What you're claiming makes no sense. What do you expect me to say? You're claiming that you Sam is your alter ego, but you don't share his body or any of his memories? The most you have in common with him is appearance.

[identity profile] soundof-drums.livejournal.com 2009-08-28 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...

"Don't presume to understand the workings of my universe, you simple little ape."