079 - Master of FAIL. [VOICE]

[soundof_drums]

Citizens of the Barge,

I have an important announcement for you, one that you really must hear to believe! It is in your best interest to listen carefully now, because I just may reward you with a special treat!

[HYPNOSIS IS GO]

I am the Master. You will obey me.










[OR NOT]

Come along now, sound off, kids! I want you all to--

To...


[There's a long pause as he feels his powers getting nerfed again, and then a frustrated shout and a disconnect]

[OOC: OKAY since Time Lords are like... hyper aware of shit, I figure he just FELLLT his fully awesome skills fully restored and thought he could like. Hypnotize all of you jerks. OBVIOUSLY THIS WILL NOT WORK :C Unless you wanna, like, be in his thrall for two seconds then laugh at him]

Comments

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Not my true desire, no.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

I had thought as much.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Mm, well, we have an eternity to get to know each other, my dear.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

I assure you, sirrah, my closeness to you will be naught but distant and cool at best.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Darn, I was hoping we could play a board game together!

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

Shall we have a game of Hazard then?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I was thinking Candyland.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

Tis an unfamiliar reference, I cannot properly answer you. Play Hazard instead.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, but Hazard is just so dull. They've developed so many fun games since your time.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

And Candyland would be one of those games, I assume?

I fear asking how one would play.