079 - Master of FAIL. [VOICE]

[soundof_drums]

Citizens of the Barge,

I have an important announcement for you, one that you really must hear to believe! It is in your best interest to listen carefully now, because I just may reward you with a special treat!

[HYPNOSIS IS GO]

I am the Master. You will obey me.










[OR NOT]

Come along now, sound off, kids! I want you all to--

To...


[There's a long pause as he feels his powers getting nerfed again, and then a frustrated shout and a disconnect]

[OOC: OKAY since Time Lords are like... hyper aware of shit, I figure he just FELLLT his fully awesome skills fully restored and thought he could like. Hypnotize all of you jerks. OBVIOUSLY THIS WILL NOT WORK :C Unless you wanna, like, be in his thrall for two seconds then laugh at him]

Comments

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

...really?

What are you going to do, tell me to shave?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Well, you do look positively barbaric, but my intent wasn't to spread fashion tips.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

I presumed as much. I obey no one, sir. Even with fashion tips.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, you say that now, but I can be very persuasive.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

I am unpersuaded. Try again.

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

That was dramatic.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

You really must be patient.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, it was simply a trial run!

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

I can make exceptions for less manly versions of myself. I'll wait. Grow a beard whilst you're at it.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

You really must take a look at my file one day. Find out what I can do when I'm fully powered. I insist.

No need; I don't want one.

[acid_rayne]

How about no...?

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

Yes, but you're not, so what you can do is rather irrelevant now.

Shame. It'd suit you.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

Stroll the decks of the barge with you, sir? Is that your true desire?

[deathly-dru.livejournal.com]

That's not how you do it...

[toldastory]

... Well, that was anticlimactic.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Wilful blindness. An interesting way of looking at your foes.

Oh no, I can quite clearly see that it doesn't.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh well! Worth a shot.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Not my true desire, no.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

I've always been an advocate of knowing your enemy. I'm just also quite confident you have your limitations and they're not easily breached. Or, if they are, it's for two minutes, nothing more.

I beg to differ. My beard has its admirers.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Hmm? And how do you do it, my dear?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I'm not as reliant on 'superpowers' as the other Inmates here.

Now, now. Your wife doesn't count.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

I had thought as much.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Mm, well, we have an eternity to get to know each other, my dear.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

No, but you're clearly reliant on other things. I don't see you as a threat, Master. You're a liar and a horrible excuse for a head. But whilst you're here and under the Barge's control? You're nothing but a beardless face and would be tyrant to mock. Tyrants have never scared me, no matter of who they are.

Neither does yours, then. Fair's fair.