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079 - Master of FAIL. [VOICE]

Citizens of the Barge,

I have an important announcement for you, one that you really must hear to believe! It is in your best interest to listen carefully now, because I just may reward you with a special treat!

[HYPNOSIS IS GO]

I am the Master. You will obey me.

[OR NOT]

Come along now, sound off, kids! I want you all to--

To...

[There's a long pause as he feels his powers getting nerfed again, and then a frustrated shout and a disconnect]

[OOC: OKAY since Time Lords are like... hyper aware of shit, I figure he just FELLLT his fully awesome skills fully restored and thought he could like. Hypnotize all of you jerks. OBVIOUSLY THIS WILL NOT WORK :C Unless you wanna, like, be in his thrall for two seconds then laugh at him]

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...really?

What are you going to do, tell me to shave?

Well, you do look positively barbaric, but my intent wasn't to spread fashion tips.

I presumed as much. I obey no one, sir. Even with fashion tips.

Oh, you say that now, but I can be very persuasive.

I am unpersuaded. Try again.

Oh, it was simply a trial run!

How about no...?

Oh well! Worth a shot.

Like world domination?

World domination is just so small.

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acid_rayne - 2009-09-12 02:42 (UTC) - Expand

Stroll the decks of the barge with you, sir? Is that your true desire?

Not my true desire, no.

I had thought as much.

Mm, well, we have an eternity to get to know each other, my dear.

Hmm? And how do you do it, my dear?

With my eyes...

I'm more partial to the spoken word. Still...

[Private]
I wonder what we could accomplish together. How many games we can play...

Tell me about it.

Oh would you just stop already?

Why? It isn't harming anybody.

It's embarrassing.

And it would have been something else entirely if my abilities hadn't been diminished again.

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