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soundof_drums) wrote2013-01-21 10:46 am
soundof_drums) wrote2013-01-21 10:46 am
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128 | Voice
[Here's a vaguely sinister voice, but cheerful voice. So basically the Master sounds the same as always.]
[Ahem.] My secretary Miss Peters is out sick today, so I'm afraid you'll have to content yourselves with the sound of my voice.
Now.
A few reminders from the office of Principal Masters!
Firstly, students [He says that with great contempt.] "rock and roll" is hereby banned from the premises. Anybody caught listening to such filth will be given an immediate detention.
Also banned is dancing. It's inappropriate in the halls of learning. There will be consequences if I spot anybody doing "the twist." [You can practically hear the quotes around that.]
I feel I must also remind students that unnatural hair colours are strictly prohibited. Anybody who shows up with inappropriately coloured hair will be immediately removed from campus and sent home.
Finally, I will find and punish the bathroom vandal. Mark my words, earthli-- [Ahem.] Children.
[He lets that sit for a moment.]
A reminder for parents! Remember: tomorrow is the PTA meeting. On the agenda: the implementation of uniforms, reinstatement of corporal punishment, potential exploration into the possibility of capital punishment...?
Kidding! [He's not kidding.]
The wife will be providing refreshments.
[HEAR THAT, IRIS? >(]
Good day.
[OOC: The Master is Principal Donald Masters, evil alien from a planet of no fun, masquerading as a man. He's growing pod people in his backyard and plotting to replace ALL THE YOUTH WITH THEM. If you'd like to have a run-in with him, SPAM THIS POST AT WILL. I will also be throwing him into other posts when I have time later tonight.
Also, he will be dying at Iris's hands by the end of port, but people are free to catch up to him before that happens.]
[Ahem.] My secretary Miss Peters is out sick today, so I'm afraid you'll have to content yourselves with the sound of my voice.
Now.
A few reminders from the office of Principal Masters!
Firstly, students [He says that with great contempt.] "rock and roll" is hereby banned from the premises. Anybody caught listening to such filth will be given an immediate detention.
Also banned is dancing. It's inappropriate in the halls of learning. There will be consequences if I spot anybody doing "the twist." [You can practically hear the quotes around that.]
I feel I must also remind students that unnatural hair colours are strictly prohibited. Anybody who shows up with inappropriately coloured hair will be immediately removed from campus and sent home.
Finally, I will find and punish the bathroom vandal. Mark my words, earthli-- [Ahem.] Children.
[He lets that sit for a moment.]
A reminder for parents! Remember: tomorrow is the PTA meeting. On the agenda: the implementation of uniforms, reinstatement of corporal punishment, potential exploration into the possibility of capital punishment...?
Kidding! [He's not kidding.]
The wife will be providing refreshments.
[HEAR THAT, IRIS? >(]
Good day.
[OOC: The Master is Principal Donald Masters, evil alien from a planet of no fun, masquerading as a man. He's growing pod people in his backyard and plotting to replace ALL THE YOUTH WITH THEM. If you'd like to have a run-in with him, SPAM THIS POST AT WILL. I will also be throwing him into other posts when I have time later tonight.
Also, he will be dying at Iris's hands by the end of port, but people are free to catch up to him before that happens.]
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