016 - Bwuh?

[soundof_drums]

Theta, I know you're here. Perhaps you could tell me more about this place-- all I can gather is that it exists outside of time and space, and that there are mad women here threatening to eat my hearts.

I assume it was one of your games that brought us here. You and "trouble" are intimately intertwined, after all.

This isn't what I had in mind when I said I couldn't wait to leave Gallifrey.


[OOC: Have Koschei! Pre-Academy Graduation, pre-Doctor-calling-himself-the-Doctor. Now, he's still evil and insane, but in a much more manageable and internal way. He seems perfectly normal to everybody else, aside from wee sadistic tendencies]

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[autistic-genius.livejournal.com]

Theta...that's the eighth letter of the Greek alphabet.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Good job, boy. Care for a congratulatory biscuit?

[autistic-genius.livejournal.com]

"Biscuit" means "cooked twice" in Latin via Middle French. My mom told me that.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Raxacoricofallapatorius.

[autistic-genius.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh good! I've silenced the human computer.

[autistic-genius.livejournal.com]

I'm not a computer--I'm a boy!

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

...I gathered that, thanks. Tell me, are you this helpful to every person with whom you speak?

[lastpresident.livejournal.com]

Oh this is facinating.

Hello Koschai. My name is Romanadvoratrelunder. Do you know what is happening here?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Fascinating? "Disturbing" is more like it.

I know that this vessel is alarmingly similar to a TARDIS and little more.

[lastpresident.livejournal.com]

It isn't a Tardis.

Are you very disturbed by the events then...I find it rather agreeable thusfar.

So what is the last thing you remember, Were you on Gallifey?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Waking up in a strange place when I was meant to be taking an exam? That is most certainly not agreeable.

I don't recognize you from the Academy. So, you're a Time Lady, are you not?

[lastpresident.livejournal.com]

You were at the Acadamy, Taking exams?

That makes some sense I suppose. Consider this to be some sort of temporal anomely. It will right itself I expect, soon enough.

I am a Time Lady yes. I have been away from Gallifrey for a time.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Hm.

Once I'm granted my TARDIS, I hope to do the same.

[lastpresident.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

Well this must all be strange to you Koschai. Having never left Gallifrey before and to find yourself here.

I should like to help you if I can. It is after all my duty as a Time Lady is it not.

I would be remiss not to offer.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Help? Send me back to the Academy?

While I would like to complete my courses, I'm rather enjoying this brief freedom.

1/3

[justunlikely.livejournal.com]

((OoC: Unaffected, as the Doctor would have you know that any moment in his life is his prime--))

. . . What.

2/3

[justunlikely.livejournal.com]

What.

3/3

[justunlikely.livejournal.com]

What?!

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Would you care to master another word?

[OOC: The Master says the same! But the floodwaters disagree D:]

[justunlikely.livejournal.com]

I-- but you're-- you look

-- Oh, but that's impossible.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Look... incredible?

Not impossible at all. Who are you?

[justunlikely.livejournal.com]

Oh, but you're still a tad bit arrogant. At least that much hasn't changed.

. . . I'm the Doctor.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

And how do you know me?

You remind me of a friend of mine.

[justunlikely.livejournal.com]

. . . I'm from Gallifrey. Time Lord. You looked a little familiar.

Yeah? Well, fancy that.