040 - JACK/MASTER = OTP LOLOLL

[soundof_drums]

That's a funny little prank, Admiral, but really quite unnecessary. I don't need an 'interim Warden'.

I'd rather you took my door away again.

Comments

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think it's an excellent idea.

1/2

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

2/2

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Careful. Wardens who take advantage of their Inmates tend to face dire consequences from the Admiral.

Re: 2/2

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty okay with handling consequences. Don't you worry about me.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course. I know how resilient you are.

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Looks like we're about to find out how resilient you are, don't we?

I guess this makes the problem of you not having a door for me to enter kinda non existent, doesn't it? How convenient!

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

...

You wouldn't do anything. The other Wardens won't stand for such a gross abuse of power.

[Private]

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you've got lots of friends with the Wardens, huh? Darn. None of them said anything to me. I seem to be making FAST friends, though!

[Private] 1/2

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

I'm friends with...

[Private] 2/2

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

That's beside the point! I don't need to call in favours. I'll complain to the Admiral if I must.

Re: [Private] 2/2

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

You do that. I'll make sure the Admiral knows how chronically and unfortunately ill my Inmate is, faking injuries just to get his Warden changed.

[Private] - He will pretend he's not plotting evil... FOR NOW

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

...I see.

Re: [Private] - He will pretend he's not plotting evil... FOR NOW

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

We're going to have a lot of fun together... Koschei, is it?

[Private] WHY YOU USE THAT NAME?!

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

That is not my name.

[Private] Y HELO THAR, BUTTON. I SHALL PUSH YOU.

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

What's wrong, Koschei? I mean, it's a little hard to say, but it has a certain ring to it. Don't you think, Koschei?

[Private] >((((

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

You've no right to, you filthy human--

[And this is where he slams the journal shut in TANTRUM MOOOODE. He doesn't want to talk anymore]

Re: [Private] >((((

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

I'm just gonna be sitting here reading through your file. So many INTERESTING things in here!

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I'm sensing a certain air of enmity about the two of you.

Long history?

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know. A little taking over the world, a little torturing me for a year. Nothing we can't put past us now.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Torturing, you say? Him? Well, I never.

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I wasn't too happy about it. But now that we're Inmate and Warden, I'm sure we'll be the best of pals.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You must tell me about it later.

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

... are you seriously asking me to relive a year of torture just to keep you entertained?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I meant whatever you do later, my cherub, but if you're that eager for an audience...

[capn-jack-h.livejournal.com]

...

Pass.